But if I were an idealist (which I am), then I will live in a spooky old mansion somewhere in the woods with no one for miles around, with a random convertible sitting in the parking lot, with no one for miles around, and maybe a bunch of secret passageways too, with no one for miles around, and I'll have a room that's entirely glass so that I'll feel like I'm outside while the temperature stays the same and there aren't any bugs everywhere, and there will be no one for miles around.... Except on Halloween when I invite all these people to my house and scare the pants off of them!... Which will hopefully keep them away until the next year.
.... I like being an idealist.
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