Amusement for the Bored

Well, it seems I have been neglecting my duties as a writer and blogger. I haven't written any posts recently to entertain you poor bored people who are tired of just sitting around doing useless things (e. g. video games, movies, computer games, etc.). But no more! I will search my mind for what pleasures I may have to tell you and display them through this post of amusement for the bored. I have done many things of interest of late (e. g. watch Voyage of the Dawn Treader, decorate the high school building for a party, send my annual "Days of Advent" e-mails, etc.) but I feel I owe you something more than just my ramblings of life as I know it. I so wanted to post something very much like the one I posted last year, but I feel that nothing I write can possibly compare to it, and it would be useless to attempt such a thing. So you can see my dilemma, since I want to share something of interest with you so that you aren't bored, but something more than my regular life, and something that can at least come close to what I wrote last year. But alas, my imagination fails me at the moment, and I have nothing to say, except what I have already said, and it would be ridiculous to do otherwise. So I bid you good day as I close, since all I have to say has slipped away into oblivion, and it shan't return until I have the means of retrieving it.