Well, I seem to be in a bit of a predicament. I don't wish to bore you talking about all that hasn't happened to me, but I don't want you to think I have forgotten to keep up my blog. Even though you unkind people don't let me know when you are reading my blog, I will not cease to entertain the poor, bored, tired people.
Perhaps I will tell you of things I will do later, as nothing exciting has happened to me during the last week except that I have once again survived a day of school and boredom. Yes, I will tell you of a secret club I invented. It's called the Autumn Festers, but that is all I can tell you since it's secret. We haven't had a meeting yet since it's been too hot to go outside. Oops! I wasn't supposed to tell you that. Oh well. I guess it doesn't matter if a Summer Sleuth knows of our not meeting, seeing as how they don't even know when we are meeting. Well, I hope you have enjoyed my post of nothingness, since I'm not aloud to tell you anything about the Autumn Festers except that they exist.
Well, I seem to be in a bit of a predicament. I don't wish to bore you talking about all the thoughts I don't have on your post, but I don't want you to think I have forgotten to comment on your blog.
ReplyDeleteI know even more about your secret club than you wrote, but I won't tell. Not here anyway, . . .maybe on facebook. :D
ReplyDeleteYou better not. That information is strictly confidential... what does confidential mean?
ReplyDeleteIn order to define a word, Noelle, one must break it up into its original components. Confidential has two: The first "Confi" comes from the word "confidant" which means "friend". The second is "dential" which come from the word "dental" as in "dentist". Thus, obviously confidential means: "Friend of the dentist."
ReplyDeleteThus, the information is strictly for the friend of the dentist.
Oh! But that means that even I can't know the information (for I am no friend of the dentist). But I'm the one who invented the autumn festers!!! Aaaaaah!
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